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PHP Warning: Use of undefined constant onlinestatusphrase - assumed 'onlinestatusphrase' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in ..../includes/class_core.php(4730) : eval()'d code on line 6 3 Word Story | Game - Page 6
For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".
This statement scared the this out of the little boy's ass.
He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face. With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys claped in their hands
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