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PHP Warning: Use of undefined constant onlinestatusphrase - assumed 'onlinestatusphrase' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in ..../includes/class_core.php(4730) : eval()'d code on line 6 3 Word Story | Game - Page 35
For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".
This statement scared the shit out of the little boy's ass. He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face.
With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys clapped in their hands to show their respect to the huge boobies and tight asses from the early morning push-ups and sit-ups. Old-Guys wanted to drink a beer, because a beer makes them very trigger happy and motivated to kill the atmosphere inside dirty smelly underwear which tends to smell a lot when it is re- decorated with brown (and yellow).
After the show 'girls gone wild' The OldGuys went out to another strip club but this time it was too late and the girls were very tired and decided to steal a car in hope that they could sell whats left of it after racing through the city. But women driving is a bad-idea and the OldGuys put C-4 on to make everyone explode to death. There were parts all over the place and the CSI came to Odda City. There seemed to be a problem with the GPS signal so they couldn't find the shithole where santa-claus lives. They also couldn't know that where Champ and Kimmen went to get some wild tigers, there was many problems with the cages for the computer and throw 3 crates beer to every OG-member.
So the tigers drunk the beers that were poisoned and ended up in horrible pain which only MI-six can end by his beloved shotty. He put the keys of the tank in the hands of a national gunner who fail to start the engine, but did succeed in finding the key-hole of the secret suicide switch that was only missing a crucial part that was needed to detonate the smelly bombs behind he tank and also the special, no super special high-explosive dildo rockets. After a while a submarine came close to eliminate all penguins on Isla Innocentes but then came Johnny but he fell and HelloKitty laughed so hard that zeppis had to give mouth-to-mouth to his smiley face but after that HelloKitty got pissed and he shot him with Carl-Gustav.
Hellokitty realized that what he just did was totally awesome because boy-on-boy action excites him totally. If he can be the big Ron Jeremy as he always wanted to so he applied together with F-son to a Swedish gay gamers community and they will game Medal of honor and sleep together with dead pinguins. There they will make high-quality in-game-porn with Vercetti productions and JohnnyPara's sextoys in MyLilPwny's bedroom. MyLilPwny will participate killing all gays while having fantasies about dropping the soap and getting raped by 10 black-guys in the shower and being gagged with a jerk-off-sock. He likes this, Ohyes he does!
Enough about Mylilpwny, how about Johnny-Para´s sextoys under the bed, between F-Son´s naked dirty pictures which were taken by Hellokitty while they were drunk, and they thought: who will find out? But after killing all of the gays with carl-gustavs, CSI team zeppis and team Vercetti came to the crime-scene and found all the dirty sexy naked pictures with Hello-Kitty, F-Son, Mylilpwny and Johnny-Para together in Odda.
But then Vercetti dropped his pants and showed tattoo on his big ass, that he got from Mi-six because he loves to show off all the pathetic dance moves he earned from DrakoVII, but he forgot that behind the door, someone was trying to shoot with a tracer, but failed to hit the chopper and he got so angry that he got his knife and started to get crazy. Re ran around with a big hope and expectations from MylilPwny's help, but Pwny was depressed by Vercetti his little thing weapon and fight skills that sucked.
So he decided to kill vercetti with his favourite weapon, the repairtool, he sneaked up together with Champ78 and put the repairtool into his ass and started to clean it. But there was something stuck in his big hole which was not easy to remove. Pwny got his toothbrush and started moving it around inside Vercetti and found something very smelly and weird . That must have been Smileyxx package that MI-six used to rape Zeppis.
Because he didn't know about certain important things that was happening in the bedroom of Champ and Smokies, they were planning some sort of bed party with whipped cream and chocolate flavoured strawberries. Then Zanna came in the bedroom and stolen the underpants of them but a camper saw her and throw a C4 on her back. She was trying hard to fill the C4 in her own bra because her big intelligence was stopping her sence of humor and she turned to someone handsome like JohnnyPara to get pregnant. After nine months a beautiful baby was born and they named him Odd Willy. He is named after Will Smith who had a major problem with wild elephants and Pwnies.
The baby learned to use guns, knifes and C4. He put the bullets of the gun, in the sandwich of Zeppis, when he ate it, some bullets got stuck in his throat and he choked and fell down on on his knees. The bullets fell out of his throat and exploded on the ground. Also Zeppis' legs were wide open and Zanna decided to do special things with that very small willy.
But she couldn't find that smelly, hairly little thing of Zeppis, so she took some viagra for him and waited till it started working. Finally something appeared, but not convincing....
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