For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".

This statement scared the shit out of the little boy's ass. He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face.

With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys clapped in their hands to show their respect to the huge boobies and tight asses from the early morning push-ups and sit-ups. Old-Guys wanted to drink a beer, because a beer makes them very trigger happy and motivated to kill the atmosphere inside dirty smelly underwear which tends to smell a lot when it is re- decorated with brown (and yellow).

After the show 'girls gone wild' The OldGuys went out to another strip club but this time it was too late and the girls were very tired and decided to steal a car in hope that they could sell whats left of it after racing through the city. But women driving is a bad-idea and the OldGuys put C-4 on to make everyone explode to death. There were parts all over the place and the CSI came to Odda City. There seemed to be a problem with the GPS signal so they couldn't find the shithole where santa-claus lives. They also couldn't know that where Champ and Kimmen went to get some wild tigers, there was many problems with the cages for the computer and throw 3 crates beer to every OG-member.


hmm the last sentence doesn't make any sence so I'll start a new sentence:

So the tigers....